I ought to have one entitled "Hideous Things". No, really. I wish I could remember where I found this link, but I've managed to misplace it in my memory, and for that I'm truly sorry because this one deserves some credit. It's similar to the other bad craft links I've given you, but I think this one surpasses them all. It's called What Not to Crochet and they mean it. Don't even THINK about crocheting this stuff because if you do, kittens will die, the oceans will dry up, and life as we know it will cease. (Be advised that this is not necessarily suitable for work. Because of the crocheted penis. I WISH I were kidding.)
November 25, 2008
Okay, I got to the end of this and then nearly choked on my coffee. A crocheted penis? *shakes head* The world is so bizarre...
Posted by: Ali | November 25, 2008 at 08:46 AM
Eeeekkk! Seems like a 24-hour waiting period is in order here ... then maybe they'd re-think showing these to anyone? :) And why, for goodness sake, would anyone want a three-foot p__? Seems like it would be terribly awkward to walk ^_^ Just when I think I've seen all there is to see ...........
Posted by: Journey | November 25, 2008 at 08:52 AM
Ok, those crocheted monkey ears were just evil. I can imagine those eyes following me everywhere. ::shudder::
Posted by: Amanda | November 25, 2008 at 09:16 AM
"I think I just threw up in mouth a little" LOL & snorted coffee
Posted by: KimBar | November 25, 2008 at 10:24 AM
Just walk away from the crochet needles. This is BAD very very Bad.
Posted by: Gladys | November 25, 2008 at 10:32 AM
If someone is crocheting a penis, they have way too much time on their hands! And the body suit-type thing is equally bad. Seriously, where do people get these ideas???
Posted by: Katherine | November 25, 2008 at 11:21 AM
As a crocheter, I couldn't imagine that there were enough ugly patterns to fuel a blog....I was wrong! This is so funny. The bikinis??? How about "How to punish a cheating man"? Thank you so much for sharing this. It's really made my day and I've added it to "my favorites!
Posted by: JackieB | November 25, 2008 at 12:00 PM
Wow...there aren't enough words to discribe the shock.....A Crocheted Penis. Wow, people have more time on their hands than I thought.
*cleaning up coffee spill*
Have a fun day Deanna
Posted by: Melissa( The Artist) | November 25, 2008 at 12:40 PM
Well, that's....different. And makes me want to go ewwwwwwwwwww
Posted by: Roshni | November 25, 2008 at 01:49 PM
Wow. Just wow. I can't even form a coherent thought on this one.
Posted by: Lara H. | November 25, 2008 at 03:17 PM
my eyes!!! my eyes!!!
Posted by: Sherri | November 25, 2008 at 05:30 PM
I'm taking credit for this one. I posted a link on BC. I'll never understand why anyone would waste good yarn making a penis when there's no shortage of real penises in the world.
Posted by: Miss Bea | November 29, 2008 at 09:15 AM